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dickmark:

OKAY SO ALMOST 2 MONTHS AGO OUR ENGLISH TEACHER FORCED US TO ENTER A POETRY CONTEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO ENTER A POEM WHEN IT TRIED TO FORCE ME TO GIVE IT A TITLE SO IN A FIT OF RAGE I WROTE A NEW POEM COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TITLE REQUIREMENT

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AND TODAY I WENT TO CHECK MY EMAIL AND I??????

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YOU ARE LITERALLY PUBLISHING AN INSULT TO YOUR OWN RULES BUT OKAY I GUESS IF GETTING TALKED DOWN TO TURNS YOU ON SOMEHOW AND I GET PUBLISHED I’VE GOT NO COMPLAINTS HERE?

(Source: autisticalfred)

homogayhorse:

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*

backpat:

captoring:

4w-k:

all time favorite quote c:

shoulder shoulder shoulder shoulder 

your favorite quote. is. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder.

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jaclcfrost:

fun fact

  • yelling at someone when they’re crying? funnily enough, that’s probably not going to make them stop. neither is insulting them. especially if the insult has to do with the fact that they’re crying. those are the things that are probably going to make them want to cry more. and feel worse. wow! that’s fun
INTP Problem #24

stuff-infps-say:

thoughts-of-an-intp:

While reading, you get lost in thought but your eyes keep scanning the page until you snap back to reality then realise you have no idea what just happened

It’s an INFP problem too. 

nutella-fandom:

neptunain:

tea is leaf water, coffee is bean water, soda is sugar water, people are blood water, everything is just water

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mapsontheweb:

Prevalence of “um” vs. “uh” in the United States

(Source: qz.com)

autogynephile:

don’t dress for the cyberpunk dystopia that you have, dress for the cyberpunk dystopia that you want

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A